I don't want to see glorious colour photos of yarn after yarn after yarn.

I don't want to know who you met up with, which Ravelers & bloggers you were finally able to put faces to and how much fun you had.

I don't want to hear about how much money you spent or how much wool you bought.

I don't want to know that favourite sellers and shops had stalls there, enabling you to be able to touch and smell yarns that you only ever see on the monitor.

I don't want to see photos of people having fun or holding yarn or showing off their purchases.

I don't want to know what workshops you did, which new techniques you learnt, and which famous people you met.

I certainly don't want to know about bargain skeins of Malabrigo, Kauni or other such lovelies.

Please though, do go and have fun. Do buy lots of stuff and give your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband a heart attack as you walk in the door laden with bag after bag.

Just don't tell me about it. Not that I'm jealous or anything.

AuthorWoolly Wormhead